SparrowScout87's art Reviews on Newgrounds

[Make Hats Great Again]

I'd simply sew a patch that says "Brick" onto the hat, covering the offensive text!

[2000s TAWOG]

In my opinion, these look better than the official Gumball and Darwin, and might be how they would've ended up looking had the show debuted around the time Chowder/Ben 10 Alien Force arrived!

[Fuck You, We Won’t Do What You Tell Us!]

I am on your side!

Donald Trump is SCUM!

We need warriors like you in this fight against fascism. Do whatever you can to stop Trump from destroying America!

YOUR body, YOUR choice!

When I saw the US Election results, I felt like my life was OVER!

We all need to band together and force this bastard Trump into an EARLY EXIT and bring in MUCH NEEDED CHANGES to American democracy!

I still have bad memories of my brother "schooling" me after Trump signed his Tax Scam into law in late 2017: we were about to see The Last Jedi together, so he didn't lecture me until after the movie. HOWEVER: when we got in the car after seeing THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN (it makes Dragonball Evolution look like Terminator 2!), he SCOLDED me TO KINGDOM COME!

It was the ANGRIEST lecture he gave me over ANYTHING EVER, and it lasted the WHOLE car journey home! The short version? "I don't believe the news you read because it comes from minority outlets I refuse to do any research on, I only believe the major well-known news outlets despite the skeletons they have in their closets who I refuse to pay any attention to"!

For the first time EVER in my life, I felt I couldn't trust him! He upset me SO much that night, I actually CONSIDERED throwing my Christmas present to him that year, Mortal Kombat XL for the Xbox One, INTO THE FIRE! Although I didn't go through with that idea, I genuinely DID consider, within 5-10 minutes of returning home, throwing said wrapped present into our lit furnace and shouting at him "THAT WAS MORTAL KOMBAT XL! BECAUSE OF ALL THE BIGOTED SHIT YOU GAVE ME AFTER TAKING ME TO THE WORST MOVIE I'VE EVER SEEN, YOU DON'T DESERVE A PRESENT FROM ME, EX-BROTHER!"!

Also, THROUGHOUT 2017, as I kept track of Trump's misdeeds, MY OWN PARENTS repeatedly parroted the SAME line: "People online are just scaring you"!

More of us know more about the major "news" outlets now than we did 10 years ago.

While there are right wing independent news outlets out there, there are ALSO independent news outlets who are more truthful than the billionaire bankrolled press many others STILL blindly believe even though people like us have actually bothered to open our eyes!

Sorry if I'm repeating myself but do NOT give up. Fight like you've never fought before!

Bastards like Donald Trump, Keir Starmer, Vladimir Putin and that Nethanyahu scumbag (I REFUSE to check the ACTUAL spelling!) NEED to be brought to justice! Their reigns of terror MUST be ended!

I don't want to see ANYMORE genocide, discrimination or other horrors!

The time for a reinvented society is LONG overdue and the people at the top CANNOT hide from us ANYMORE!

More people WILL wake up to the misdeeds of the 1%, let's make sure they do!

Trump and Starmer OUT OF OFFICE BY SUMMER'S END!

My apologies if any of my words happen to have offended you in any way. I am not the best at thinking up EXACTLY how to word each statement I make. Any offense you've taken from my words, if any at all, will be/have been unintentional. Like you, I am terrified what Trump will do to America once he's sworn in (unless SOMETHING happens to stop him!). Let's work together and end this injustice!

[Please Do It, Eric!!!]

I won't give you any requests, but I would like to please know: When will we see more art from you? I have no intention of rushing you, I'd just like to know please. Sorry for any inconvenience caused.

Escarietson responds:

I'm more active on DeviantArt, though some of the newer stuff there isn't THAT substantial; a few memes and my persona (or Ruffsona), which I'm not entirely in favor of posting here or on my Pixiv outlet.

I haven't been in the mood to make more art lately thanks to not only prolonged wrist tendonitis augmenting my unwillingness & laziness but also political & non-political anxiety. I'd rather not go into detail about the latter part of that here. Though I hope that I'll be able to get my mojo back and my wrist will calm down a little to get back into things, and maybe try out some new things. Though dealing with personal life chores and responsibilities comes first (such as my day job), the curse of being a grown up...

[Fear the crayon!]

I don't fear your crayons, kids!

In fact, I have sticky-backed "Junior Artist's Award" ribbons for you both to wear when you're done drawing!

They both look like this but say "Junior Artist's Award" instead of "Animal Care Award" and the colors... I'll let you both pick what color(s) you'd like your ribbons to be!

https://www.deviantart.com/furikatsuma/art/What-if-full-title-too-long-1014442963

[Day 2: Bunny]

Think Bubbles'd like to wear this award ribbon I earmarked for her?

https://www.deviantart.com/furikatsuma/art/What-if-full-title-too-long-1014442963

[Day 4: Newgrounds]

I hope you at least remembered to put the CD in your computer!

[Gumball and Penny: Beach Couple 3]

You have the whole series of Gumball on your Steam Deck?

I had a feeling you'd have some sort of solution!

I try to get my favorite shows by any means I can, whether it's buying DVDs in other languages (which is the case with great French cartoon SamSam and the original pre-2000s Ninja Turtles cartoon), recording as many airings as I can or, in the case of Tiny Toon Adventures and Camp Lazlo, buying as many episodes as are on my country's iTunes Store.

Shame on my brother for putting all his eggs in the Netflix and Spotify baskets, when I pointed him to where he can buy Paw Patrol The Movie on Blu Ray after I walked in on him and his daughter/my niece watching it on Netflix, he told me "No need, we have it on Netflix!"! A few months later, said movie disappeared from our country's Netflix!

Even if I wanted to rely on streaming for my music, I would've cancelled my Apple Music and/or Amazon Music subscription(s) by now due to those services introducing AI functionality!

I'm also worried what AI will do to my iPhone 14 Pro now that iOS 18 has arrived and will add AI functionality to my handset! Once I get the capacitors in my Neo Geo Pocket replaced, and its unresponsive Power and Option buttons fixed, that handheld will become my main alarm clock again, just as it was at the turn of the century!

[Carwin For the Win: Even in Afterlife]

I hope you'll still be able to watch TAWOG somehow despite you not having cable anymore and the show having recently been taken off Max!
I own one of the Region 2 DVDs of the show, knowing you you likely have at least one of the Region 1 releases!
David Zaslav needs to be shown the door VERY soon!

MajorStarlight responds:

I’ve got the full show on my Steam Deck, I’ll be fine, lol.

[The One and Only Blue Blur!]

Since Microsoft are losing my trust by all but confirming they’re going digital only, I’m gonna replace my Xbox Series X with a PS5 Pro, one of the first games I get for that PS5 Pro will be Sonic X Shadow Generations!

I still have my collector’s edition of Sonic Generations for the PS3, here’s Larry Bundy Jr’s video on it if you don’t already know about it:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Px0oxyY7Luc&pp=ygUXbGFycnkgc29uaWMgZ2VuZXJhdGlvbnM%3D